Restaurant jokes
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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