New Restaurant Jokes - Page 17

What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?

Thank a Roo.

Why is a waiter good at math?

Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣

Why did the octopus cross the road?

'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.

Bob's Family Restaurant:

Orphans:

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.

So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*