How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
why can't emos work at a restaurant. Because they cut to much
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip?? A"plick".
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
*An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll* "I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man "this is a family restaurant" the orphan said "this is my family" then pointed to her doll.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Whats a cannibal's favourite drink? A Bloody mary
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds
Why can’t orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then don’t have a mom or dad
bunger
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
Twin Towers Ordered A Pepperoni Pizza, But It Came Plain.
