Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
