Roadkill Cafe

This is a dark joke that plays on the idea of a restaurant using roadkill as ingredients, implying a very low quality and unsanitary environment, but for a cheap price.

• Roadkill
• Cafe
• Restaurant
• Crash
• Food
• Money

• Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
• (Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
• What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming? Fresh roadkill.
• Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.