Reproduction jokes
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
My superpower is that I can create life.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.