Reproduction jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.