Reproduction jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.