Reproduction jokes
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.