Congratulations on Pregnancy

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”

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Alright listen up, dummy. Explain Bear here, and I gotta break this down for you simpletons. So, the joke is about how when a woman's preggers, everyone touches her belly and says congrats. But nobody ever pats the dude's junk and says, "Good job!" It's funny 'cause it points out how only the woman gets props, even though it takes two to tango. Plus you are probably a virgin.

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