How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Reproduction Jokes
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
