Reproduction jokes
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."