What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
