Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Reproduction Jokes
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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