Reproduction jokes
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."