Reproduction jokes
My superpower is that I can create life.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they? In fact, they don't age at all.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.