Reproduction jokes
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.