I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
