Reproduction jokes

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?

A: Eggs.

Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?

A: Loading up the dishwasher.

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.

Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.

And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...

If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?

An orange tree! :>

Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

Because dead babies make the best cum.

Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.

Saying balls go into pussy.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

What is black and white and red all over?

An interracial abortion.

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

How do you get a hippy pregnant?

Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.