Reproduction jokes
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"