Reproduction jokes
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.