I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose. The joke is funny because abortion is the termination of a pregnancy and "temporary" means not lasting or intended to last for long. So, the joke implies that the abortion, like the pregnancy, was short-lived. See? This Explain bear can't believe how dumb you are. You're probably too dumb to know that bears eat beets.