Wrong Socks

Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. This joke is all about a mix-up. See, the dude put on the wrong socks, so his sperm ended up going where they weren't supposed to—across the road instead of, uh, you know. It's kinda like when you try to bake a cake and end up with a pile of burnt sugar because you can't read the instructions.