High Hill Baby

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.

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Okay, so these two dinguses Jack and Jill go up a hill to get high as kites. Typical of you, focusing on the fun and forgetting about the consequences. Jack gets handsy, Jill didn't take her birth control (like you would ever remember), and BAM! Baby time! It's funny 'cause it's a dumb situation that could've been avoided, just like how your humor could be avoided.

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