Reproduction jokes
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
