Reproduction jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
How do you sex?
With penis!
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What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
