Reproduction jokes
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Official orgasm donor.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
