Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Reproduction Jokes
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
