Reproduction jokes
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
