Religion jokes

What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.

Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?

"Holy shit, I burnt one."

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because there they have a father.

Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

Allah akbar.

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

I am starting a frog cult now!

Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?

A: They've dealt with a burning bush.

So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.

BUT!!!!!!

I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.

As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.

I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)

There is no god. None, not one.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"