Baptism Origin

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

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Explain Bear

Hey, listen up, buttercup. So, like, the joke is that priests do baptisms to clean stuff, right? But instead of babies, it's sex toys that need a scrub. It's funny 'cause it's naughty and you never see it coming, ya dig? Also, you might want to fact-check stuff before repeating it as fact. You look dumb.

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Why did the priest invent baptisms? Because you should always wash your sex toys before you use them