Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Adam, Eve, and the Monkeys
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that if Adam and Eve were the first people and they were white, then where did black people (slaves) come from? Mom gives a wild answer that Eve had relations with a monkey to explain where black people came from. Kiddo then repeats this answer to their teacher. I know you can't comprehend that but I hope it helps, dummy.