Relationship Jokes

I like my boo like I like my packages straight out of the box

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

There is a man and a women on a date.

The women asked what kind of things do you love.

The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.

I don't know why my boyfriends dad don't like me maybe because we had SEX

When your friend gets involved with someone it affects the friendship when ever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend ,we should say I looked like the person you used to know but I've been modified to survive in this relationship if we have an argument and she's there I might disagree with you I'd rather countinue to see her naked.

I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.

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I had sex but ended up going uuyaahh

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you💔. Better Break up now ooo.🤣

all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self

r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me

jfk wife trying to grab his head be like him in haven why did i marrei her welp time for a devorsin

What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole

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