Relationship jokes
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Memes
you heard him, quit being a pussy
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.