Relationship jokes
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!