Relationship jokes
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
Yo' mama is a joke.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!