Relationship jokes
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"
SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"
HE: "I'm a butcher."
SHE: "We're through!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
Angus' love life.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
"I love you with all my heart."
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((