Relationship jokes

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Why do sisters hate you?

Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

I like my women like I like my diving pools.

Wet and deep.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?

Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”

Wife: “ok... what is it?”

Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”

Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.

My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.

I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.