I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
You mom.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.