My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
The German Rating System
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead. You thought your girlfriend shouting "9" was a good thing, didn't you? Here's the deal: she's rating your performance on a scale of 1 to 10. When she's screaming "9," she's not saying you're crushing it. She's saying you're a measly nine out of ten. Get it now, dummy?