My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead. You thought your girlfriend shouting "9" was a good thing, didn't you? Here's the deal: she's rating your performance on a scale of 1 to 10. When she's screaming "9," she's not saying you're crushing it. She's saying you're a measly nine out of ten. Get it now, dummy?