Orphan's Dilemma: Who's Your Daddy?

Okay, listen up, you dummy. You're probably as clueless as a bear in a ballet, so let me break it down. The joke plays on the double meaning of "daddy." For an orphan, it literally means they don't have a father. But in gay slang, "daddy" is a term for a hot, older dude. Get it now, you cotton-headed ninny muggins?