Relationship jokes

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.

I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Girl: I like girls.

Dad: Ok?

Girl 2: I like girls too.

Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!

Boy: I do.

OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?

All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(

The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?

IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!

What did the first guy say to the second? Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

What did the Chinese man say to his wife?

I'll chin you later.

I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.

Why can’t orphans date?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

How do you know when you're disliked?

When they always give you the camera for group photos.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Ask me who Joe is.

Who is Joe?

JOE MAMA!

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!