Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying yo mama so dumb she thinks giving birth is like buying something at the store. She wants a receipt like she can return you if you're defective. Which, let's be honest, you probably are.
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bro my mans cant even spell she
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