Reptile Dysfunction jokes
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.