Reptile Dysfunction jokes
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?