What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Listen up, chucklehead! You think this is just a simple breakup line? No way! It's a play on the classic breakup line "It's not you, it's me." But get this: Mario says, "It's a-me, Mario!" turning it into a self-centered gag. It's funny 'cause he's using his own name in the excuse. Get it now, Einstein?