Women, Tornadoes, and Hurricanes

The joke plays on the stereotype of women getting the house in a divorce settlement, comparing them to the destructive force of tornadoes and hurricanes which also 'take' houses. It's a bit of a cynical and stereotypical take.

• House
• Woman
• Common
• Relationship
• Marriage
• Divorce

• Women are like tornadoes. They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
• What does a woman and a hurricane have in common? They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
• What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
• How is a marriage like a hurricane? In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.