Relationship jokes

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

penis.

I like penis.

Lesbian stands for:

L: Loving

E: Extra

S: Shitty

B: Bitches

I: I

A: Am attracted to

N: Nice girls.

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.

Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.

Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.

The end.

What do you call your mom?

My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%

Why can orphans have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

Prostitutes remind me of chewese.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.