Relationship jokes

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

"Send me back, I never liked you."

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.

My dad left me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.

Mom

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

My brother truly is a numbskull.

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

What's the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.

I don't want to date an alien.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?