Relationship jokes

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

Your nan's gay.

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.

Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!

Why do I have a fat mom?

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

Orphan: I don’t have parents.

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

I don't want to date an alien.

If I adopt a child, is it mine?

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Why was the kid sad?

He was adopted.

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.