I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Listen up, buttercup! The joke here is that "ketchup" sounds like "catch up." The author's friend suggests hanging out more, and the author replies with a pun using ketchup. Get it? Ketchup? Catch up? You probably don't. I heard that your brain is 80% water, so you are basically a cucumber with anxiety.
Anonymous
I’ll ban you from this site entirely