Ketchup With Friends

I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"

I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! The joke here is that "ketchup" sounds like "catch up." The author's friend suggests hanging out more, and the author replies with a pun using ketchup. Get it? Ketchup? Catch up? You probably don't. I heard that your brain is 80% water, so you are basically a cucumber with anxiety.

Comments (1)

Anonymous

4 years ago

I’ll ban you from this site entirely