I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Ketchup With Friends
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke here is that "ketchup" sounds like "catch up." The author's friend suggests hanging out more, and the author replies with a pun using ketchup. Get it? Ketchup? Catch up? You probably don't. I heard that your brain is 80% water, so you are basically a cucumber with anxiety.
Anonymous
I’ll ban you from this site entirely