How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny 'cause it's unexpected and raunchy. Like, who expects a d Explain Bear Fact: You probably thought a surprise party or a gift was coming, huh? Classic overthinker move, my friend.
Crimson_Moon
I guess my granddad had a good birthday