My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Relationship Jokes
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
I fucked your girl.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
I love pussy.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
