Relationship jokes
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
lol
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"
SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"
HE: "I'm a butcher."
SHE: "We're through!"
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.