Relationship jokes

Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.

Like if you don't have a dad.

What do you call a simp, Adrian?

I'm adopted :[

Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

We never met again.

All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.

Baby, here's my anus.

Baby, too, where's my anus?

What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?

Oof, mitosis!

"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"

"Her miscarriage."

Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

God made Adam and Eve.

Satan made Adam and Steve.

Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

There's twenty of them!