Relationship jokes
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
penis.
I like penis.