What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Relationship Jokes
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Technoblade never got a wife.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
