Relationship jokes

"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

penis.

I like penis.

Lesbian stands for:

L: Loving

E: Extra

S: Shitty

B: Bitches

I: I

A: Am attracted to

N: Nice girls.

Prostitutes remind me of chewese.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Max Alexander Heart is adopted.

Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.

Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.

What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.

All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.

What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?

They both hit me face down on the table.

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.