Relationship jokes
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!