First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"
SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"
HE: "I'm a butcher."
SHE: "We're through!"
Butcher's First Date
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This dingus is on a first date, right? He tries to sound all sensitive by saying he "works with animals." The girl is all like, "Awww, you must be a vet or something!" But NOPE! Turns out he's a butcher. Get it? He kills the animals. She thought he was nice but he's a MURDERER. I bet you still don't get it, you are so dumb!
skylar FERguson
dead animals are perfect but she should of said prefect we both work with dead animals i just work with dead humans i just like to call them animals