Relationship jokes
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Fatherless jokes.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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Joe Mama!
His gay ass dad.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Your mom.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"