Relationship jokes

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.

Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.

Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.

The end.

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

What do you call your mom?

My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.

penis.

I like penis.

Lesbian stands for:

L: Loving

E: Extra

S: Shitty

B: Bitches

I: I

A: Am attracted to

N: Nice girls.

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

Why can orphans have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Prostitutes remind me of chewese.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?

What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?

They both hit me face down on the table.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.