Relationship jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?

Dad: Because you were made there.

Mum: We haven't been to Canada.

Dad: Hol' up a minute.

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

What is a boyfriend?

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Love? Is impossible.

What is you main food?

Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.

Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.

Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

What's the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.