Relationship jokes
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
My dad left me.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Mom
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.