Vasectomy Party

  • I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.

    Unfortunately, he couldn't come.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, smarty pants! This dude invited his friend, who got snipped (vasectomy), to a party, but the friend couldn't "come." Get it? "Come" as in, attend the party AND, uh, ejaculate! This is funny because you thought your mom was cool when you told her that.

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