Vasectomy Party

I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.

Unfortunately, he couldn't come.

Vasectomy
Friend
Party
Relationship
Surgery
Invite

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smarty pants! This dude invited his friend, who got snipped (vasectomy), to a party, but the friend couldn't "come." Get it? "Come" as in, attend the party AND, uh, ejaculate! This is funny because you thought your mom was cool when you told her that.