The Ice Cream

Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d*ck reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well, no sir." And grandpa said then no, you can't.

Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said, "Let me get a hit of that," and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d*ck reach your a**?" and Johnny said no again. And then papaw was shootin' his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d*ck reached his a**, and Johnny said no.

Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d*ck reach your a**?" and papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f*ck yourself 'cause you ain't gettin' none of my ice cream!"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny keeps asking his grandpa for stuff, and the grandpa is a troll. He says no every time unless Johnny can reach his willy to his bum. But when grandpa wants some ice cream, Johnny turns the tables and tells him to go pound sand. You probably like ice cream too, don't you? I bet you also still struggle with which fork to use at fancy dinners, huh?

Comments (4)

No the fuck it wasnt cause im the fucking person who made that mother fucking hoe ass shit fucking joke up you bum ass bitch

jk im not mad but srsly im 99.99% sure i made that up