Relationship jokes
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Me and her Lol
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.