Relationship jokes
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.