(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is as dark as your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. The dude wants matching tattoos: you get the Twin Towers, and he gets the plane that crashed into them, but it symbolizes crashing into *your* life. It's a morbidly romantic pick-up line, but hey, at least he's creative, right? Just like you are creative with excuses.
Anonymous
Nice
your mom
i almost didnt get it but then it hit me like a plane