Relationship jokes
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."