Relationship jokes
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
When he figures out your 12:
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩