Relationship jokes
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
My ex.
Memes
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣