I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Relationship Jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Your mom.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
His gay ass dad.
