69 Troubles

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

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Alright, listen up, you dummy. This chick wants to get freaky with her boyfriend, right? So she tries to get him to do the 69, but he's a clueless boob. She starts doing her thing, but she can't stop ripping ass in his face. Finally, the dude gets fed up and tells her he ain't taking 67 more farts to the face. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and gross, kinda like your search history.

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that is hilarious

That was beautiful!

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