I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Phone Sex Mishap
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy! This dude was gettin' freaky on the phone, right? But here's the kicker: his pecker got stuck in the phone charger. Charging cord, penis... get it? You probably don't. Listen, your brain is so smooth, pigeons use it for landing practice!
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