I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Phone Sex Mishap
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy! This dude was gettin' freaky on the phone, right? But here's the kicker: his pecker got stuck in the phone charger. Charging cord, penis... get it? You probably don't. Listen, your brain is so smooth, pigeons use it for landing practice!
Grammar Nazi
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Jagged Zonkey
Tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Never again!