Phone Sex Mishap

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, dummy! This dude was gettin' freaky on the phone, right? But here's the kicker: his pecker got stuck in the phone charger. Charging cord, penis... get it? You probably don't. Listen, your brain is so smooth, pigeons use it for landing practice!

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  • Comments (3)

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    Tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Never again!

    Introverted Mouse Lemur

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