My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
Okay, so this joke is dark. Like, super dark. It's funny 'cause the dude's girlfriend DIED, but he's still talkin' about gettin' it on. You probably think necrophilia is cool, judging by your taste in jokes.