Relationship jokes
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.