Relationship jokes
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.