Michael Jackson's Divorce

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

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Listen up, buttercup! Michael Jackson divorced Lisa Marie Presley (LMP) because she didn't want to have kids with him. Some people find that disagreement to be humorous. You probably don't, judging by the fact that you laughed.

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