Relationship jokes
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)