My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The guy was supposed to stop naming women when he got to his current girlfriend, because that would imply she was the last one, or maybe even the only one before their time together. But he *kept going* after her! That means he has a long list, and he's still adding names, which is a massive tactical failure in a relationship. Based fact: You probably also have a list this long, but it's a list of reasons why you still live in your parents' basement.