Garlic Powder Fixes All

  • My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you knucklehead! This joke is funny because it takes the saying "garlic powder makes everything better" to a ridiculous extreme. This guy sprinkles garlic powder on his divorce papers (lol) and his wife's broken leg. See, it's funny because garlic powder ain't gonna fix a broken leg, dingus!

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  • It should be verosika's broken leg

    Holy Scottish Fold

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