Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey there, not-so-bright listener! So, this joke is a classic wordplay, see? "Tongue and groove" is a real thing in carpentry, you know, how wood pieces fit together all snug. But you, you magnificent simpleton, probably didn't catch the *other* meaning. In slang, "tongue and groove" sounds a lot like... well, a certain act of oral pleasure, especially when it comes to lesbians. So, they wanted *that* kind of 'tongue and groove,' not the boring construction kind from the contractor. Get it now? You're welcome, you beautiful, dense human.